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Old 23rd May 2006, 07:15 PM   #1
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Time for equal billing.

For years I've enjoyed the blonde jokes that have floated around.
Now finally ladies you have a reason to rejoice.

The First ever Blond Guy joke!


Here ya go......


An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm
going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time, I'm jumping too."

The Blond Guy opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The Blond Guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna, and jumped to his
death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos
or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the Blond's wife.
The Blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."


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Old 23rd May 2006, 07:28 PM   #2
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Re: Time for equal billing.

lol

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Old 23rd May 2006, 07:29 PM   #3
 
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Re: Time for equal billing.

I resemble that remark. Well sandy blonde with darker highlights.
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Old 23rd May 2006, 09:04 PM   #4
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Old 23rd May 2006, 09:14 PM   #5
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lol that's a good one!

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Old 25th May 2006, 12:43 AM   #6
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Hehe
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Old 25th May 2006, 05:55 AM   #7
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Old 25th May 2006, 10:07 AM   #8
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Re: Time for equal billing.

lololol

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Re: Time for equal billing.

Thats an old Aggie joke. Being from TX I should know lol. Back in Highschool my geography teacher was an Aggie he knew em all, he loved it when we came up with new ones includeing the props aggie flash lights n such.

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