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| Mith'quessir ![]() ![]() Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Time for equal billing. For years I've enjoyed the blonde jokes that have floated around. Now finally ladies you have a reason to rejoice. The First ever Blond Guy joke! Here ya go...... An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm jumping too." The Blond Guy opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The Blond Guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna, and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the Blond's wife. The Blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch." ![]() ![]() ![]() "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want" |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: Time for equal billing. lol ![]() We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt |
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![]() | Re: Time for equal billing. I resemble that remark. Well sandy blonde with darker highlights. |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: Time for equal billing. lol that's a good one! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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![]() ![]() | Re: Time for equal billing. Hehe |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: Time for equal billing. Thats an old Aggie joke. Being from TX I should know lol. Back in Highschool my geography teacher was an Aggie he knew em all, he loved it when we came up with new ones includeing the props aggie flash lights n such.![]() Makeing Sosaria Beutiful one home at a time. ![]() |
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