Time for equal billing.

**Silverfoot** · 23rd May 2006, 06:15 PM

For years I've enjoyed the blonde jokes that have floated around.
Now finally ladies you have a reason to rejoice.

The First ever Blond Guy joke!

Here ya go......

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm
going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time, I'm jumping too."

The Blond Guy opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The Blond Guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna, and jumped to his
death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos
or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the Blond's wife.
The Blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

**Adri** · 23rd May 2006, 06:28 PM

Salmar · 23rd May 2006, 06:29 PM

I resemble that remark. Well sandy blonde with darker highlights.

**Ally** · 23rd May 2006, 08:04 PM

Thradia · 23rd May 2006, 08:14 PM

lol that's a good one!

Im Free · 24th May 2006, 11:43 PM

Hehe

25th May 2006, 04:55 AM

Prizim · 25th May 2006, 09:07 AM

lololol

Kimmy · 25th May 2006, 01:19 PM

Thats an old Aggie joke.

Being from TX I should know lol. Back in Highschool my geography teacher was an Aggie he knew em all, he loved it when we came up with new ones includeing the props aggie flash lights n such.

23rd May 2006, 06:15 PM	#1
Silverfoot Mith'quessir Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake Posts: 2,227 Gold: 16,814 My Mood: Blog Entries: 4 Thanks: 133 Thanked 112 Times in 64 Posts	Time for equal billing. For years I've enjoyed the blonde jokes that have floated around. Now finally ladies you have a reason to rejoice. The First ever Blond Guy joke! Here ya go...... An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm jumping too." The Blond Guy opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The Blond Guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna, and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the Blond's wife. The Blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch." "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want"

23rd May 2006, 06:28 PM	#2
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,748 Gold: 684 My Mood: Thanks: 139 Thanked 71 Times in 49 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Time for equal billing. lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

23rd May 2006, 06:29 PM	#3
Salmar Join Date: May 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 8 Gold: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Time for equal billing. I resemble that remark. Well sandy blonde with darker highlights. http://www.inuwiki.com

23rd May 2006, 08:04 PM	#4
Ally The Couch Hottie Join Date: Aug 2004 Shard: Lake Austin, Atlantic Posts: 4,399 Gold: 1,491 My Mood: Thanks: 19 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Time for equal billing. lol

23rd May 2006, 08:14 PM	#5
Thradia licks Join Date: Apr 2004 Shard: Napa Valley Posts: 1,364 Gold: 187 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Time for equal billing. lol that's a good one!

24th May 2006, 11:43 PM	#6
Im Free Banned Join Date: May 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 249 Gold: 11 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Time for equal billing. Hehe

25th May 2006, 04:55 AM	#7
Chris Guest Posts: n/a Gold: 0 [Check]	Re: Time for equal billing. :p

25th May 2006, 09:07 AM	#8
Prizim I am getting too old for this!! Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 209 Gold: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Time for equal billing. lololol

25th May 2006, 01:19 PM	#9
Kimmy =^.^= Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Europa mainly Posts: 690 Gold: 442 My Mood: Thanks: 56 Thanked 20 Times in 16 Posts	Re: Time for equal billing. Thats an old Aggie joke. Being from TX I should know lol. Back in Highschool my geography teacher was an Aggie he knew em all, he loved it when we came up with new ones includeing the props aggie flash lights n such. Makeing Sosaria Beutiful one home at a time.

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