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1st October 2006, 09:50 AM
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| Mith'quessir    Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake
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  |  This one's for you Mum!1 WOMEN'S FUNERAL PROCESSION: DON'T SKIP THE PRAYER AT THE END...) A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, wereabout 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss", I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" "My husband's." "What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. "Can I borrow the dog?" "Get in line." ------------------------------------------------------------- A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death. Amen   "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want" |
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1st October 2006, 10:10 AM
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| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm  Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
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| Re: This one's for you Mum!1 lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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1st October 2006, 10:54 AM
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| Ronin UOForums Bouncer  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
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| Re: This one's for you Mum!1 Ha ha ha, nice.  Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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1st October 2006, 11:40 AM
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| Timeless Treasures Co-Owner  Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Legends
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| Re: This one's for you Mum!1 lol that's just wrong  Timeless Treasures Auctions on Legends Grand Re-Opening to be announced - Contact me for more info |
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2nd October 2006, 10:10 PM
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| Re: This one's for you Mum!1 Lol! |
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delightfully funny!! TY.
