> A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert
> without water.
> His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the
> sand, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden,
> he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
>
>
> He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers
> what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a
> genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an IRS ID
> badge and a dull grey dress. There's a calculator in her
> pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
>
> Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have
> three wishes "
>
> I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust
> a n IRS genie."
>
> "What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and i t
> looks like you're a goner anyway!"
>
> The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie
> is right.
>
> "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."
>
> ***POOF***
>
> The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever
seen.
>
> And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
>
> "OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
>
> "My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
>
> ***POOF***
>
> The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with
> rare gold coins and precious gems.
>
> "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a
> good one!"
>
> After thinking for a few minutes, the man says.. "I wish that no
> matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
>
> ***POOF***
>
> He is turned into a tampon.
>
>
> The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything,
> there's likely to be a string attached.

lol!

I feel bad for the guy... that would be a horrible fate

-RMS Carpathia-

lo I was not expecting the last part:cheesy: