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11th October 2005, 11:56 AM
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  | Things That Hallmark Cards Don't Say ________________________________________________ My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ________________________________________________ Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. ________________________________________________ Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" ________________________________________________ Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. ________________________________________________ How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? ________________________________________________ I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you .. I've changed my mind. ________________________________________________ I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you. ________________________________________________ As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me. ________________________________________________ Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. ________________________________________________ Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia ) ________________________________________________ Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike! ________________________________________________ When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. ________________________________________________ We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop? ________________________________________________ I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here. ________________________________________________ Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? ________________________________________________ Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep. ________________________________________________ So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay. |
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11th October 2005, 01:58 PM
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| Re: Things That Hallmark Cards Don't Say I needed those laughs  |
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