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Old 1st February 2006, 10:25 AM   #11
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Ah yes, but where is the woman that can calculate the output wattage for a1000:1 step-up transformer supplied with 120 Amps at 10 Volts?

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Old 1st February 2006, 11:17 AM   #12
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Oh hell yah, he had to go get PIE and EIR on em!!
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Old 1st February 2006, 11:33 AM   #13
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Ah yes, but where is the woman that can calculate the output wattage for a1000:1 step-up transformer supplied with 120 Amps at 10 Volts?

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*grumbles at the man* I could do that if I wanted to! LOL

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Old 1st February 2006, 07:10 PM   #14
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Ah yes, but where is the woman that can calculate the output wattage for a1000:1 step-up transformer supplied with 120 Amps at 10 Volts?

*gives testosterone-laden grin*
You had best just add "or man" to that... I'll bet you will find a similar number of both genders in that grouping.

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Old 2nd February 2006, 08:57 AM   #16
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Ah yes, but where is the woman that can calculate the output wattage for a1000:1 step-up transformer supplied with 120 Amps at 10 Volts?

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I can't even figure it out. Hell, if asked this question in Fel, I'd pk'd you.
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Old 2nd February 2006, 11:04 AM   #17
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Re: Things Only Women Understand

Its actually pretty easy...

1. Transformers are used to adjust Voltage, Amperage is affected solely because how they work together and they are inversely proportional.

2. 1000:1 means that Voltage will increase by 1000 times. Ouput Voltage is 10 kV (kilovolts)

3. The inverse relation ship of amperage means that it wil decrease by a factor of 1000. Output Amperage is 120 mA (milliamps)

4. Wattage is Amps X Volts. Ouput Wattage is 1200 W (watts)

5. Last point : Even the most efficient transformer is only about 90% efficient and the loss is always assumed to be in amperage. So itd actually be 1080 W output assuming its a shell core transformer

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Re: Things Only Women Understand

you could have just done P= IxE P=10x120

did you get out the Uglys for that explanation? hehe.. Only someone who knows what he just said, knows what an Uglys is. I carry one in my toolbag all the time, right next to my mini NEC
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Old 2nd February 2006, 12:16 PM   #19
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you could have just done P= IxE P=10x120

did you get out the Uglys for that explanation? hehe.. Only someone who knows what he just said, knows what an Uglys is. I carry one in my toolbag all the time, right next to my mini NEC

You guys are killing me with all these gadgets and technical jargon. I refuse to wear a pocket protector. *Begins to look towards the pvp threads*
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Ahh, but wait!! This is not technical geeky jargon though. It is the lifeline of us Linemen. You know, the ones who work outside with really really high voltage. Usually 7400/12470v or 2100/4160v. We are the type that kick the crap out of pocket protector wearin nerdos...
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