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Old 30th January 2006, 07:52 PM   #1
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Things Only Women Understand

Top 10 Things that Only Women Understand

10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand:

1. Other Women

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Old 30th January 2006, 09:08 PM   #2
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Old 30th January 2006, 09:56 PM   #3
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Old 31st January 2006, 01:38 AM   #4
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Old 31st January 2006, 07:44 AM   #5
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Re: Things Only Women Understand

Too Funny!!! #7 Made me laugh because just had a conversation with a guy about that.....he had no clue.
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Old 31st January 2006, 08:35 AM   #6
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*highlights #7*
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Old 31st January 2006, 09:15 AM   #7
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Old 31st January 2006, 10:57 PM   #8
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..... And that's just the top 10 :grin:

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Old 31st January 2006, 11:53 PM   #9
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..... And that's just the top 10 :grin:
Surly there cant be more......
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I fear that things only women understand can fill a warehouse.
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