The red phone..

**Gnomy** · 4th March 2008, 03:59 AM

‘Baffled’ By Clinton Campaign Ads, President Says

President George W. Bush commented on Sen. Hillary Clinton’s controversial “red phone” campaign ads at the White House today, telling reporters, “When that red phone rings, I just let it go straight to voicemail.”

Mr. Bush rarely comments about the Democratic presidential contest, but he said that he had to speak up about Sen. Clinton’s red phone ads because he found them “so confusing.”

“If I answered the red phone every time it rang, I would never get any sleep,” Mr. Bush said. “Sometimes it starts ringing at 9 PM, and I am already tucked in by then.”

Mr. Bush said that “there’s nothing so important that it can’t wait until tomorrow, or whenever I remember to check my voicemail.”

In a rebuke of Sen. Clinton, Mr. Bush added, “If she doesn’t know about letting your calls go straight to voicemail, I don’t think she has the experience to be president.”

Campaigning in Houston, former President Bill Clinton took issue with Mr. Bush’s remarks, telling reporters, “When I get a call at 3 AM, I always pick up, if you know what I mean.”

Pressed to explain exactly what he meant, the former president said, “Three o’clock in the morning - come on! Odds are we’re talking about a booty call.”

Shortly after his “booty call” remark, the Clinton campaign said that they were revising the former president’s itinerary to focus on states that had already voted in February.

Elsewhere, Sen. John McCain released a new series of campaign ads, showing him answering a telegraph key at 3 A.M.

**Adri** · 4th March 2008, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Pressed to explain exactly what he meant, the former president said, “Three o’clock in the morning - come on! Odds are we’re talking about a booty call.”

lmao!

Most of the time when the phone rings at 3 in the morning in my house, it means someone better be dead, dying, or in jail. Otherwise I'd be extremely irate at someone for waking me up. I guess ol' Bill hasn't heard about texting yet?

**DiP** · 4th March 2008, 11:14 AM

*calls Adri at 3am, waits for answer, hangs up*

**Adri** · 4th March 2008, 03:00 PM

I am NOT posting bail for you again Dip!

**DiP** · 4th March 2008, 03:22 PM

Maddux said the same thing *sigh*

**Tabbitha** · 4th March 2008, 10:14 PM

what the heck is a 'booty call '

**DiP** · 4th March 2008, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tabbitha

what the heck is a 'booty call '

Here's an example of a failed booty call:

*phone rings, Snuggs picks up*

DiP: "Tonight?"

Snuggs: "Sorry, just got my hair done."

DiP: "You just had it done yesterday!!!"

Snuggs: "Oh, I mean I have a headache, goodnight."

DiP: *sigh*

Nok · 5th March 2008, 01:06 AM

Dip all dressed up and ready for his booty call.

**DiP** · 5th March 2008, 01:37 AM

Hahaha

Even got the smirk right

dhekke · 5th March 2008, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DiP

Here's an example of a failed booty call:

*phone rings, Snuggs picks up*

DiP: "Tonight?"

Snuggs: "Sorry, just got my hair done."

DiP: "You just had it done yesterday!!!"

Snuggs: "Oh, I mean I have a headache, goodnight."

DiP: *sigh*

LOL

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4th March 2008, 03:59 AM	#1
Gnomy Forum Legend Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Snowbourn - LOTRO Posts: 2,501 Gold: 16,589 My Mood: Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 45 Thanked 46 Times in 35 Posts	The red phone.. ‘Baffled’ By Clinton Campaign Ads, President Says President George W. Bush commented on Sen. Hillary Clinton’s controversial “red phone” campaign ads at the White House today, telling reporters, “When that red phone rings, I just let it go straight to voicemail.” Mr. Bush rarely comments about the Democratic presidential contest, but he said that he had to speak up about Sen. Clinton’s red phone ads because he found them “so confusing.” “If I answered the red phone every time it rang, I would never get any sleep,” Mr. Bush said. “Sometimes it starts ringing at 9 PM, and I am already tucked in by then.” Mr. Bush said that “there’s nothing so important that it can’t wait until tomorrow, or whenever I remember to check my voicemail.” In a rebuke of Sen. Clinton, Mr. Bush added, “If she doesn’t know about letting your calls go straight to voicemail, I don’t think she has the experience to be president.” Campaigning in Houston, former President Bill Clinton took issue with Mr. Bush’s remarks, telling reporters, “When I get a call at 3 AM, I always pick up, if you know what I mean.” Pressed to explain exactly what he meant, the former president said, “Three o’clock in the morning - come on! Odds are we’re talking about a booty call.” Shortly after his “booty call” remark, the Clinton campaign said that they were revising the former president’s itinerary to focus on states that had already voted in February. Elsewhere, Sen. John McCain released a new series of campaign ads, showing him answering a telegraph key at 3 A.M.

4th March 2008, 11:14 AM	#3
DiP Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,221 Gold: 21,224 My Mood: Thanks: 158 Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts	Re: The red phone.. calls Adri at 3am, waits for answer, hangs up Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

4th March 2008, 03:00 PM	#4
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5th March 2008, 01:37 AM	#9
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