1st June 2007, 10:56 AM
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| How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?  Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic
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  | the perfect shot A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed... driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the hell is taking so long? Hit the damned ball!" The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." "Give me a break! You don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here." |
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1st June 2007, 10:58 AM
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| Banned  Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy
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| Re: the perfect shot nasty lol |
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1st June 2007, 11:23 AM
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| No Rest for the Wicked  Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin
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| Re: the perfect shot Hehehe, good one!  Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto |
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1st June 2007, 03:48 PM
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| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm   Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
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| Re: the perfect shot lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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1st June 2007, 03:58 PM
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| Ronin UOForums Bouncer  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
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| Re: the perfect shot But.... did he?  Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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