The nature of women

Mercedes · 2nd April 2007, 09:05 AM

Women Are Evil By Nature...

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

Lord of Shadows · 2nd April 2007, 09:14 AM

Too funny. That would freak me out...the OCD in me.

spider_0432 · 2nd April 2007, 10:14 AM

see....nobody belives me (except my gay friends) when i say women are evil....my g/f proves it and she knows it(so does this).and i do have a little OCD in me too

2nd April 2007, 09:05 AM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 768 Gold: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The nature of women Women Are Evil By Nature... A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

2nd April 2007, 09:14 AM	#2
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 626 Gold: 1,003 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The nature of women Too funny. That would freak me out...the OCD in me. Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

2nd April 2007, 10:14 AM	#3
spider_0432 Squirrely Wrath Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Chesapeake Posts: 18 Gold: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The nature of women see....nobody belives me (except my gay friends) when i say women are evil....my g/f proves it and she knows it(so does this).and i do have a little OCD in me too I wonder if Foamy got my Message???

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