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Old 19th March 2007, 09:21 AM   #1
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The Nail..a 'blonde' Joke

The Nail

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to
Amy,"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows
today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the
barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?" So then the
rancher leaves for the fields.

After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on
the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of
cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one...right
here."

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another
ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me lady, how did you know this is the
cow to be bred?"

"That's simple. By the nail over its stall." Amy explains very
confidently.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, "I guess
it's to hang your pants on."
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Old 19th March 2007, 09:22 AM   #2
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MoooooooooOOooooo!

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