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Old 18th June 2007, 12:17 PM   #1
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The Love Dress

A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch,
totally naked. Soft music playing, and the aroma of perfume filled
the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work." The daughter-in-law
answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained.
"Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic
and ravages me for hours.

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered,
put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD,
and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying
there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?".
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Old 18th June 2007, 02:53 PM   #2
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omg roflmao

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Old 18th June 2007, 02:59 PM   #3
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lol wrinker reducer might have worked also
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Old 18th June 2007, 08:33 PM   #4
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lol
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Old 19th June 2007, 12:27 PM   #5
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bet he got beat down real quick lol

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bet he got beat down real quick lol
woman standing together i see
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Old 19th June 2007, 01:00 PM   #7
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hmm, I wonder if that works, and if it does would anyone think it funny for a guy to tell his wife he is wearing a love dress.
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Old 19th June 2007, 02:03 PM   #8
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hmm, I wonder if that works, and if it does would anyone think it funny for a guy to tell his wife he is wearing a love dress.
well, you could ask me later...

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