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Old 14th January 2008, 08:29 AM   #1
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The bus ride

In San Francisco a double decker tour bus was going down the mountain and into the last stop. The driver was fully aware that whenever they went into a corner, the top of the bus would lean over the edge. When a priest gave an especialy large tip the driver was curious.
“Sir? Why the large tip?”, the perplexed driver asked.
“I’ve been a priest for 20 years and I’ve never seen people pray so hard,” the priest replied happily.

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