3rd April 2007, 08:12 AM
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| Banned  Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy
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  | the break in A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you. " To which his wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. " I love you too !!! " |
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3rd April 2007, 08:55 AM
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| No Rest for the Wicked  Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin
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| Re: the break in ...You know your day is going to be bad when that happens to you... LOL  Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto |
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3rd April 2007, 11:25 AM
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| Mists of Avalon  Join Date: Apr 2005 Shard: Catskills
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| Re: the break in *giggles* Sandra Lee Mists of Avalon |
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3rd April 2007, 03:39 PM
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| Ronin UOForums Bouncer  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
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| Re: the break in Did I read this in a Maxim...? Still funny the second time around though.  Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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3rd April 2007, 04:13 PM
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| Re: the break in hehe |
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9th April 2007, 11:28 AM
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| Re: the break in Oh man!!! Poor Guy Lol hehehehe:grin:  |
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