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12th June 2007, 01:05 PM
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| How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?  Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic
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  | the 10 downfalls of manhood 1. You have to take out the garbage. 2. The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000. 3. No sofas in your rest rooms. 4. External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs. 5. Even if you get your head caught in an industrial woodchipper, you're not allowed to cry. 6. James Bond movies only come out every two years. 7. Ribbed for her pleasure, not yours. 8. You have to wear ties. 9. You can't flirt your way out of a jam. 10. "Women and children first" |
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12th June 2007, 02:30 PM
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| Banned  Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy
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| Re: the 10 downfalls of manhood oh there is more then 10 rofl, j/k |
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12th June 2007, 03:25 PM
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| How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic
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| Re: the 10 downfalls of manhood Quote:
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12th June 2007, 03:33 PM
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| Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy
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| Re: the 10 downfalls of manhood picky about your beer, lol got ya  ccasion14: |
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12th June 2007, 03:49 PM
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| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm   Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
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| Re: the 10 downfalls of manhood lol  We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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12th June 2007, 04:01 PM
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| Agent Zero  Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic
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| Re: the 10 downfalls of manhood true |
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12th June 2007, 06:09 PM
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| ♥Yr Mangled Heart♥   Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders
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| Re: the 10 downfalls of manhood Loveeeeeeee it~!  |
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12th June 2007, 07:08 PM
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| Ronin UOForums Bouncer  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
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| Re: the 10 downfalls of manhood 11. Have to be trained to put the toilet seat down. There are no exceptions. 12. Forced to go to the grocery store, push the cart, pay at the register, but have no say in what's bought.  Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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13th June 2007, 08:51 AM
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| Re: the 10 downfalls of manhood lol I let my bf help pick out stuff at the store! It's just that I am usually cooking, and he doesn't know what I need for a menu lol. Besides, cheetos and salsa is NOT a meal! We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt |
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13th June 2007, 09:02 AM
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