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Old 24th May 2007, 07:27 AM   #1
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Ten Things You Should Never Say

Ten Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Don't you have some laundry to do or something?

Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.

You're just upset because your
butt is beginning to spread.

Wait a minute - I get it.
What time of the month is it?

You sure you don't want to consult
the great Oprah on this one?

Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.

Whoa, time out. Football is on.

Looks like someone had an extra bowl
of !!!!! flakes this morning!

Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?

Who are you kidding?
We both know that thing ain't loaded.
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Old 24th May 2007, 09:45 AM   #2
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>>>> Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?


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"Sorry. I was just picturing you naked."

I'll try this one next time.

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Old 24th May 2007, 02:18 PM   #4
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"Sorry. I was just picturing you naked."

I'll try this one next time.
I was actually thinkin' this one occasionally works when my wife isn't extremely mad...she gets tickled and forgets to yell at me

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My bf knows better than to say that junk to me. He likes to keep all his body parts. lol

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