Ten Reasons Why Halloween Is Better Than Sex

t.guilliams · 11th November 2005, 04:40 AM

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.

Thradia · 11th November 2005, 09:47 AM

hehehe

**Ally** · 11th November 2005, 12:17 PM

11th November 2005, 04:40 AM	#1
t.guilliams I'm in your X, Y-ING your Z. Join Date: Jul 2005 Shard: Great Lakes Posts: 232 Gold: 4 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ten Reasons Why Halloween Is Better Than Sex 10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are. 5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the morning after. 1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.

11th November 2005, 09:47 AM	#2
Thradia licks Join Date: Apr 2004 Shard: Napa Valley Posts: 1,352 Gold: 591 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Ten Reasons Why Halloween Is Better Than Sex hehehe

11th November 2005, 12:17 PM	#3
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