A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots,but they only know how to say one thing.
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're hookers. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible," the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your
problem. Bring your female parrots over to my house and I will put
them with my two male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read
the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible
phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.
"Thank you!" the woman responded.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house.
His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots
say, "Hi, we're hookers, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and says,
"Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered."

Haha!! Birdies not stupid! That is good!

-RMS Carpathia-

lol typical men, got to love it