Swimming Pool

Lord of Shadows · 25th April 2007, 11:45 AM

"Hello?"

"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy.

"She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you
haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room, with
Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and
knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that
Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the
phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?"

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no
clothes on and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He
was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know
that you took out the water last week to clean it. He
hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?"

"Is this 486-5731?"

**DiP** · 25th April 2007, 11:49 AM

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!

Mercedes · 25th April 2007, 11:51 AM

**kingtony** · 25th April 2007, 02:13 PM

lol 2 freaking funny

**Silverfoot** · 25th April 2007, 06:42 PM

rofl, very funny!

Baldguy · 25th April 2007, 06:48 PM

yah, it was FUNNY alright. Took me 6 months to heal up from that pool. What happened to changing names? Why do you thinkI changed to Thom?:embarasse

Lord of Shadows · 26th April 2007, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baldguy (aka Paul B)

yah, it was FUNNY alright. Took me 6 months to heal up from that pool. What happened to changing names? Why do you thinkI changed to Thom?:embarasse

hehehe

**Adri** · 26th April 2007, 03:53 PM

roflmao!

Rascal · 26th April 2007, 06:11 PM

ROFL

**Ezekiel** · 26th April 2007, 06:40 PM

That is a great one!

25th April 2007, 11:45 AM	#1
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 633 Gold: 1,002 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Swimming Pool "Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. "She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room, with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." *Long Pause* *Longer Pause* *Even Longer Pause* Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?" "Is this 486-5731?" Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

25th April 2007, 11:49 AM	#2
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,149 Gold: 19,888 My Mood: Thanks: 143 Thanked 102 Times in 86 Posts	Re: Swimming Pool Hahahahaha!!!!!!! Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

25th April 2007, 11:51 AM	#3
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 774 Gold: 99 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Swimming Pool

25th April 2007, 02:13 PM	#4
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,662 Gold: 157 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Swimming Pool lol 2 freaking funny

25th April 2007, 06:42 PM	#5
Silverfoot Mith'quessir Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake Posts: 2,287 Gold: 10,966 My Mood: Blog Entries: 7 Thanks: 173 Thanked 139 Times in 81 Posts	Re: Swimming Pool rofl, very funny! "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want"

25th April 2007, 06:48 PM	#6
Baldguy AKA Thom O'Bedlam. Got a Question? I got a link for ya! Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Lake Austin Posts: 2,394 Gold: 451 Thanks: 1 Thanked 10 Times in 9 Posts	Re: Swimming Pool yah, it was FUNNY alright. Took me 6 months to heal up from that pool. What happened to changing names? Why do you thinkI changed to Thom?:embarasse Useful links [UO:F Common FAQ] [UO Stratics] [UO Guide] [Official UO Play Guide] [Search UO] [FindUO.com] [UO Feedback] [More Links, gathered by the Forum] [b][size="3"]Got a Question, or a great answer? PM me with it and I will post in the FAQ.

26th April 2007, 03:53 PM	#8
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,763 Gold: 5,912 My Mood: Thanks: 177 Thanked 93 Times in 65 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Swimming Pool roflmao! We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

26th April 2007, 06:11 PM	#9
Rascal Madam of Mayhem Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Lake Austin Posts: 1,552 Gold: 1,066 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Swimming Pool ROFL

26th April 2007, 06:40 PM	#10
Ezekiel Wycorp--Dwarf Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Shard: Area 52 Posts: 2,442 Gold: 70 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Swimming Pool That is a great one!

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