The Story Of A Man Who Wants To Understand His Wife.

**Adam** · 23rd April 2007, 03:02 AM

A man is riding his Harley along a California beach, when suddenly the sky clouded above his head & a booming voice, the Lord said. “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The biker pulled over & said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.”

The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific & the concrete & steel it would take!. It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time & think of something that could possibly help mankind.”
The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said. “Lord, I wish that all men could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she is thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong but there is & how can I make her truly happy.”

The Lord replied, “ YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR ON THAT BRIDGE?.”

sara · 23rd April 2007, 03:42 AM

Lol that was a good one.

**DiP** · 23rd April 2007, 05:34 AM

Still as funny as the first time I read it... because it's true!

**Adri** · 23rd April 2007, 08:14 AM

**Ally** · 23rd April 2007, 10:32 AM

Lord of Shadows · 23rd April 2007, 11:09 AM

hehehe

Mercedes · 23rd April 2007, 11:39 AM

that is a good one

**bendavho** · 23rd April 2007, 11:41 AM

**Snugglebunny** · 23rd April 2007, 11:45 AM

Crypt Keeper(CK) · 23rd April 2007, 12:08 PM

haha..

23rd April 2007, 03:02 AM	#1
Adam Lead Administrator Owner Join Date: Oct 1990 Posts: 6,431 Gold: 148,400 Thanks: 58 Thanked 936 Times in 308 Posts	The Story Of A Man Who Wants To Understand His Wife. A man is riding his Harley along a California beach, when suddenly the sky clouded above his head & a booming voice, the Lord said. “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The biker pulled over & said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.” The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific & the concrete & steel it would take!. It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time & think of something that could possibly help mankind.” The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said. “Lord, I wish that all men could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she is thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong but there is & how can I make her truly happy.” The Lord replied, “ YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR ON THAT BRIDGE?.” Get your own personal forum Like these ones - Personal forum listing Bored @ work? Play in our arcade! Useful Tips on how to use UOForums Open your own blog

23rd April 2007, 03:42 AM	#2
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