5th October 2006, 12:20 PM
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  | Stop That Coffin! A man is walking home alone late one night when he hears a loud BUMP BUMP! behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him. BUMP, BUMP.... Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him, faster and faster. BUMP, BUMP, BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. But the coffin crashes through his door, with its lid clapping -- clappity-BUMP! -- on the heels of the terrified man. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door, bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything! but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup. Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the coffin... The coffin stops.  |
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5th October 2006, 12:43 PM
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| Re: Stop That Coffin! Now that one sparked the interest as I started reading on thru it.... I'd be terrified if a coffin was chasing me... however, now that I know how to stop it, I shall keep a bottle of *cough* syrup with me... teehee Thanks for the laff!!  |
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5th October 2006, 12:53 PM
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| Re: Stop That Coffin! *chuckles* ty for the laugh |
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5th October 2006, 02:01 PM
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| Re: Stop That Coffin! With as many times as the word BUMP appears in that joke, it would be a clever way to bump a post or something on the forums. Not that I condone bumping of course.   Evil will always conquer over good, because good is dumb. |
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5th October 2006, 04:38 PM
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| Re: Stop That Coffin! lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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