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20th February 2008, 09:28 AM
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 | Spouse Control There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" The third fellow says, "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees." The first two guys were amazed. "Wow! What happened then?" they asked. The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, "She said, "'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man."    |
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20th February 2008, 10:05 AM
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 | Re: Spouse Control lol For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. |
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20th February 2008, 10:11 AM
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| Re: Spouse Control poor guy  Player of: Demos[Tre], Geronimo aka Gnomy[-V-], Geraldimo[A^K], Rookie[DJs] LOTRO: Coinchin Fur Foot - Snowbourn Server, Guild: House of Sosarian Travellers |
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20th February 2008, 10:23 AM
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| Re: Spouse Control Ha!  "When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they went skipping about and that was the beginning of faeries." ~Sir J.M. Barrie "Miss Brant, that's NOT the position I hired you for." |
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20th February 2008, 12:10 PM
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| Re: Spouse Control Something inside of me keeps saying that a wife like that, on fair grounds, would be totally awesome. We are Ultima Online |
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20th February 2008, 01:29 PM
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20th February 2008, 01:55 PM
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| Re: Spouse Control rofl! We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig! |
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20th February 2008, 01:56 PM
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| Re: Spouse Control lol nice For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. |
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