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Old 24th May 2007, 07:09 AM   #1
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The Spot

FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP FOR US ...
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads. We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their
religion.

The Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. has recently revealed the
true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States. If not, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.
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Old 24th May 2007, 07:19 AM   #2
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Guessing most of them win the tech advice job

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That Would Be True Vepl
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Re: The Spot

This doesn't explain all the cabbies.

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