Spelling to get into Heaven

**Silverfoot** · 8th August 2007, 09:35 PM

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.
"Love."
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.

While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in ffice:smarttags" />Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Czechoslovakia."

Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry... There will be Hell to pay later!

**Adri** · 8th August 2007, 11:24 PM

cadethepagan · 12th August 2007, 04:15 PM

good one

buddy lee · 12th August 2007, 08:50 PM

Cassie · 18th August 2007, 05:55 PM

Heaven hath no fury like a woman scorned...doesn't have the same ring to it..heh

**kingtony** · 20th August 2007, 11:42 AM

Lol Sweet

lklovelykiki24 · 22nd August 2007, 07:44 AM

Lol that is funny

8th August 2007, 09:35 PM	#1
Silverfoot Mith'quessir Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake Posts: 2,350 Gold: 8,759 My Mood: Blog Entries: 8 Thanks: 215 Thanked 154 Times in 93 Posts	Spelling to get into Heaven A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you." When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her. "Which word?" the woman asked. "Love." The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in ffice:smarttags" />Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," the woman told him. "Which word?" her husband asked. "Czechoslovakia." Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry... There will be Hell to pay later! "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want"

8th August 2007, 11:24 PM	#2
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,851 Gold: 920 My Mood: Thanks: 210 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Spelling to get into Heaven lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

12th August 2007, 04:15 PM	#3
cadethepagan Join Date: Jul 2007 Shard: Great Lakes Posts: 429 Gold: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Spelling to get into Heaven good one Power is not given, it is taken!

12th August 2007, 08:50 PM	#4
buddy lee Agent Zero Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 2,055 Gold: 17,753 Thanks: 24 Thanked 29 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Spelling to get into Heaven hehe

18th August 2007, 05:55 PM	#5
Cassie I'm high on life, can't you tell? Join Date: May 2005 Shard: Drachenfels/LS Posts: 228 Gold: 3 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Spelling to get into Heaven Heaven hath no fury like a woman scorned...doesn't have the same ring to it..heh

20th August 2007, 11:42 AM	#6
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,648 Gold: 194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Spelling to get into Heaven Lol Sweet For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.

22nd August 2007, 07:44 AM	#7
lklovelykiki24 Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 694 Gold: 2,475 My Mood: Thanks: 22 Thanked 11 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Spelling to get into Heaven Lol that is funny

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