Sometime we need to be reminded of some simple logic

**DiP** · 21st December 2007, 06:12 AM

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the

86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'

I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

"So what do you think about that Doc ?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and

then began to tell a story.

"I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter

and never misses a season."

One day he was setting off to go hunting.

In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun."

"As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.

He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as

if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."

"Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.

Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said ,

"Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else

pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied , "My point exactly."

**Snugglebunny** · 21st December 2007, 06:25 AM

RMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout · 21st December 2007, 07:19 AM

Okay this one actually went over my head a little bit, I read it a couple of times, but once it dawned upon me... I wish I never put as much thought into I as I did hahaha!

The sad part of it is... it should have clicked alot soon... though I DID just wake up so maybe that is it =P

-RMS Carpathia-

F'Nor · 21st December 2007, 07:28 AM

**Gnomy** · 21st December 2007, 07:29 AM

hahah

lklovelykiki24 · 21st December 2007, 07:42 AM

Oh! hehehehe Lol

Calell · 21st December 2007, 06:37 PM

that's wrong on so many levels hehe

buddy lee · 21st December 2007, 10:55 PM

hahaha

21st December 2007, 06:12 AM	#1
DiP Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,221 Gold: 21,224 My Mood: Thanks: 158 Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts	Sometime we need to be reminded of some simple logic An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. "So what do you think about that Doc ?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season." One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun." "As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'." "Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said , "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied , "My point exactly." Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

21st December 2007, 06:25 AM	#2
Snugglebunny ♥Yr Mangled Heart♥ Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders Posts: 8,785 Gold: 12,263 My Mood: Thanks: 224 Thanked 53 Times in 40 Posts	Re: Sometime we need to be reminded of some simple logic lol

21st December 2007, 07:19 AM	#3
RMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout Madien of the Great Blue Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: Absolutely playing no games Posts: 2,012 Gold: 5,236 Thanks: 5 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Sometime we need to be reminded of some simple logic Okay this one actually went over my head a little bit, I read it a couple of times, but once it dawned upon me... I wish I never put as much thought into I as I did hahaha! The sad part of it is... it should have clicked alot soon... though I DID just wake up so maybe that is it =P -RMS Carpathia- -Back to the Future 2- Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car. Doctor Emmett L. Brown: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil. -RMS Carpathia-

21st December 2007, 07:29 AM	#5
Gnomy Forum Legend Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Snowbourn - LOTRO Posts: 2,501 Gold: 16,589 My Mood: Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 45 Thanked 46 Times in 35 Posts	Re: Sometime we need to be reminded of some simple logic hahah

21st December 2007, 07:42 AM	#6
lklovelykiki24 Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 694 Gold: 2,475 My Mood: Thanks: 22 Thanked 11 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Sometime we need to be reminded of some simple logic Oh! hehehehe Lol

21st December 2007, 06:37 PM	#7
Calell Red-Headed Stepchild Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 967 Gold: 5,949 My Mood: Thanks: 87 Thanked 87 Times in 68 Posts	Re: Sometime we need to be reminded of some simple logic that's wrong on so many levels hehe "When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they went skipping about and that was the beginning of faeries." ~Sir J.M. Barrie "Miss Brant, that's NOT the position I hired you for."

21st December 2007, 10:55 PM	#8
buddy lee Agent Zero Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 2,055 Gold: 17,753 Thanks: 24 Thanked 29 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Sometime we need to be reminded of some simple logic hahaha

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