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Old 19th July 2006, 11:38 AM   #1
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Something that made me Laugh while driving

I'm getting ready to move so I guess it won't have that fear of laughing everytime I see it. But where I currently live they are working on building a new Red Lobster location. Now it's not the fact that they are building a new Red Lobster that got a chuckle out of me. It's the location where they are building it. It's going in next to a Dick's Sporting Goods Store.

So needless to say I won't let me wife go anywhere near that dicks anymore in fear of her bringing home crabs *chuckles*

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Old 19th July 2006, 11:43 AM   #2
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Re: Something that made me Laugh while driving

LOL
are you sure that you are not being a little bit shellfish

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Old 19th July 2006, 12:40 PM   #3
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Its just a little salty.

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Old 19th July 2006, 01:21 PM   #4
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Re: Something that made me Laugh while driving

there is something fishy about this story..

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Old 19th July 2006, 01:28 PM   #5
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*shakes head at host of bad puns*

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Old 19th July 2006, 01:30 PM   #6
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Kettlewhistle, you don't have to be all crabby.

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Old 19th July 2006, 01:44 PM   #7
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Re: Something that made me Laugh while driving

hahaha! I would have NEVER of thought of it that way! It took me a second to get it... I am so slow =P

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Old 19th July 2006, 02:26 PM   #8
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Eventually Carpathia, you took the whole line and sinker.

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Re: Something that made me Laugh while driving

I finally got it, after I floundered around a bit.

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Re: Something that made me Laugh while driving

Ok ok, I'm sorry I even posted this now, can we stop the fish puns now please. Hmmm ok maybe just one more, just for the Halibut

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