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28th July 2006, 11:53 PM
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something my best friend sent me
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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races. The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline: NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. Alas ... the Bishop was buried the next day. MORAL OF THE STORY??? Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.
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29th July 2006, 12:06 AM
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Re: something my best friend sent me
LOL
I love it!
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Re: something my best friend sent me
Lol
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29th July 2006, 07:35 PM
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Re: something my best friend sent me
the funny part was that one of my "kids" have been acting like the bishop recently so i sent it to her made her laugh but the real question is did the 16 yr old young lady get the hint or not lol we shall see ...
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30th July 2006, 01:18 PM
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Re: something my best friend sent me
this is what happens when you have friends who like to stand on thier head too
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Re: something my best friend sent me
I likes that one
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