Something that made me Laugh while driving

**Adri** · 25th July 2006, 04:34 AM

This whole tread is just starting to smell fishy. I am thinking it is time to cut bait in here.

**Maddux** · 25th July 2006, 07:49 AM

There a porpoise to this thread, and it is not turtley pointless. Beware of fish.

Tovladian Soltyr · 25th July 2006, 06:02 PM

Well I was talking to Davey Jones about this post as we were walking to his locker and he was like "Hole-E Ship that was a bouy of a tale." then he commanced in telling me this joke.....

A sailor was caught Away Without Leave as he tried to sneak on board his ship at about 3 am. The chief petty officer spied him and ordered the sailor to stop.
Upon hearing the sailor's lame explanation for his tardiness, the officer ordered the sailor, "Take this broom and sweep every link on this anchor chain by morning or it's the brig for you!"
The sailor began to pick up the broom and commence performing his charge. As he began to sweep, a tern landed on the broom handle. The sailor yelled at the bird to leave, but it didn't. The lad picked the tern off the broom handle, and tossed it out of his way. The bird left, only to return and light once again on the broom handle, and was once again tossed overboard.
The sailor went through the same routine all over again, with the same result. He couldn't get any cleaning done because he can only sweep at the chain once or twice before the blasted bird returns.
When morning came, so did the chief petty officer, to check up on his wayward sailor.
"What in the heck have you been doing all night? This chain is no cleaner than when you started! What have you to say for yourself, sailor?" barked the chief.
"Honest, chief," came the reply, "I tossed a tern all night and couldn't sweep a link!"

**Maddux** · 27th July 2006, 03:51 PM

"Holy Mackerel" , Has this thread got another nibble of a bite?

Tovladian Soltyr · 27th July 2006, 10:03 PM

Just when I thought this thread had sunk you took a dive and well I've got to say you were a Lifesaver.

**Adri** · 28th July 2006, 09:09 AM

Come on mateys. Shorely you see this thread should die. It deserves a burial at sea.

Tovladian Soltyr · 28th July 2006, 12:45 PM

Adri what are you saying?, you think the thread is going to go belly up?...I think it's time for this thread to sink or swim. So lets quit jellying around and sea how it goes shall we?

**DiP** · 28th July 2006, 01:41 PM

You all have had a shell of a time with this one. I think we should put it at bay for a while and drop anchor.

Talon · 28th July 2006, 02:20 PM

Weight! I am shore these puns are coming in waves

**Maddux** · 28th July 2006, 02:43 PM

Actually the puns are coming in with the tide.

25th July 2006, 04:34 AM	#51
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,746 Gold: 4,980 My Mood: Thanks: 134 Thanked 66 Times in 48 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Something that made me Laugh while driving This whole tread is just starting to smell fishy. I am thinking it is time to cut bait in here. We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

25th July 2006, 07:49 AM	#52
Maddux I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve o'clock! Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,570 Gold: 17,624 Thanks: 14 Thanked 50 Times in 39 Posts	Re: Something that made me Laugh while driving There a porpoise to this thread, and it is not turtley pointless. Beware of fish.

25th July 2006, 06:02 PM	#53
Tovladian Soltyr Timeless Treasures Co-Owner Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Legends Posts: 594 Gold: 944 My Mood: Thanks: 8 Thanked 10 Times in 9 Posts	Re: Something that made me Laugh while driving Well I was talking to Davey Jones about this post as we were walking to his locker and he was like "Hole-E Ship that was a bouy of a tale." then he commanced in telling me this joke..... A sailor was caught Away Without Leave as he tried to sneak on board his ship at about 3 am. The chief petty officer spied him and ordered the sailor to stop. Upon hearing the sailor's lame explanation for his tardiness, the officer ordered the sailor, "Take this broom and sweep every link on this anchor chain by morning or it's the brig for you!" The sailor began to pick up the broom and commence performing his charge. As he began to sweep, a tern landed on the broom handle. The sailor yelled at the bird to leave, but it didn't. The lad picked the tern off the broom handle, and tossed it out of his way. The bird left, only to return and light once again on the broom handle, and was once again tossed overboard. The sailor went through the same routine all over again, with the same result. He couldn't get any cleaning done because he can only sweep at the chain once or twice before the blasted bird returns. When morning came, so did the chief petty officer, to check up on his wayward sailor. "What in the heck have you been doing all night? This chain is no cleaner than when you started! What have you to say for yourself, sailor?" barked the chief. "Honest, chief," came the reply, "I tossed a tern all night and couldn't sweep a link!" Timeless Treasures Auctions on Legends Grand Re-Opening to be announced - Contact me for more info

27th July 2006, 03:51 PM	#54
Maddux I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve o'clock! Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,570 Gold: 17,624 Thanks: 14 Thanked 50 Times in 39 Posts	Re: Something that made me Laugh while driving "Holy Mackerel" , Has this thread got another nibble of a bite?

27th July 2006, 10:03 PM	#55
Tovladian Soltyr Timeless Treasures Co-Owner Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Legends Posts: 594 Gold: 944 My Mood: Thanks: 8 Thanked 10 Times in 9 Posts	Re: Something that made me Laugh while driving Just when I thought this thread had sunk you took a dive and well I've got to say you were a Lifesaver. Timeless Treasures Auctions on Legends Grand Re-Opening to be announced - Contact me for more info

28th July 2006, 09:09 AM	#56
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,746 Gold: 4,980 My Mood: Thanks: 134 Thanked 66 Times in 48 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Something that made me Laugh while driving Come on mateys. Shorely you see this thread should die. It deserves a burial at sea. We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

28th July 2006, 12:45 PM	#57
Tovladian Soltyr Timeless Treasures Co-Owner Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Legends Posts: 594 Gold: 944 My Mood: Thanks: 8 Thanked 10 Times in 9 Posts	Re: Something that made me Laugh while driving Adri what are you saying?, you think the thread is going to go belly up?...I think it's time for this thread to sink or swim. So lets quit jellying around and sea how it goes shall we? Timeless Treasures Auctions on Legends Grand Re-Opening to be announced - Contact me for more info

28th July 2006, 01:41 PM	#58
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,261 Gold: 35,201 My Mood: Thanks: 115 Thanked 79 Times in 67 Posts	Re: Something that made me Laugh while driving You all have had a shell of a time with this one. I think we should put it at bay for a while and drop anchor.

28th July 2006, 02:20 PM	#59
Talon Offical Cookie Taster Join Date: Nov 2005 Shard: Drachenfels and Europa Posts: 504 Gold: 58 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Something that made me Laugh while driving Weight! I am shore these puns are coming in waves

28th July 2006, 02:43 PM	#60
Maddux I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve o'clock! Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,570 Gold: 17,624 Thanks: 14 Thanked 50 Times in 39 Posts	Re: Something that made me Laugh while driving Actually the puns are coming in with the tide.

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