Some people never retire:

**Silverfoot** · 24th July 2007, 10:08 PM

One day, while walking to the store, my friend passed by a Nursing Home. On the front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked on the grass. He thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on his way to the store.

On his return trip, he passed the same Nursing Home with the same 6 old ladies laying naked on the lawn. This time his curiosity got the best of him so he went inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are 6 ladies laying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," he said "They are retired prostitutes and they are having a
yard sale".

**Adri** · 25th July 2007, 11:41 AM

**kingtony** · 25th July 2007, 11:56 AM

buddy lee · 26th July 2007, 03:07 PM

Santi · 28th July 2007, 07:59 AM

Wow, that was terrible! Soooo funny!

24th July 2007, 10:08 PM	#1
Silverfoot Mith'quessir Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake Posts: 2,350 Gold: 8,759 My Mood: Blog Entries: 8 Thanks: 215 Thanked 154 Times in 93 Posts	Some people never retire: One day, while walking to the store, my friend passed by a Nursing Home. On the front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked on the grass. He thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on his way to the store. On his return trip, he passed the same Nursing Home with the same 6 old ladies laying naked on the lawn. This time his curiosity got the best of him so he went inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are 6 ladies laying naked on your front lawn?" "Yes," he said "They are retired prostitutes and they are having a yard sale". "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want"

25th July 2007, 11:41 AM	#2
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,851 Gold: 920 My Mood: Thanks: 210 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Some people never retire: rofl We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

25th July 2007, 11:56 AM	#3
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,648 Gold: 194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Some people never retire: lol For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.

26th July 2007, 03:07 PM	#4
buddy lee Agent Zero Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 2,055 Gold: 17,753 Thanks: 24 Thanked 29 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Some people never retire: hehe

28th July 2007, 07:59 AM	#5
Santi El Mero Mero Join Date: Apr 2004 Shard: Legends Posts: 589 Gold: 106 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Some people never retire: Wow, that was terrible! Soooo funny!

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