smoking in the rain

Tor · 6th January 2008, 08:39 AM

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.

Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?"

The other old lady said, "It's a condom."

"A condom? Where do you get those?"

The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the
questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"

The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."

**Adam** · 6th January 2008, 08:40 AM

LOL..that's great, heh

**Solidchrome** · 6th January 2008, 01:54 PM

Nice one

buddy lee · 6th January 2008, 03:00 PM

lklovelykiki24 · 6th January 2008, 05:58 PM

Merion · 7th January 2008, 06:31 AM

Naugthy! But lol ;-)

6th January 2008, 08:39 AM	#1
Tor Whispering Rose Radio Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 44 Gold: 787 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	smoking in the rain Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?" The other old lady said, "It's a condom." "A condom? Where do you get those?" The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?" The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel." Help my egg hatch. Go to http://dragcave.ath.cx/user/36548 to help my other eggs!

6th January 2008, 08:40 AM	#2
Adam Lead Administrator Owner Join Date: Oct 1990 Posts: 6,265 Gold: 105,905 My Mood: Thanks: 54 Thanked 721 Times in 226 Posts	Re: smoking in the rain LOL..that's great, heh

6th January 2008, 01:54 PM	#3
Solidchrome † Virtual hero- real life geek † Join Date: Jul 2007 Shard: europa Posts: 1,007 Gold: 1,509 My Mood: Thanks: 55 Thanked 71 Times in 36 Posts	Re: smoking in the rain Nice one Tovladian Soltyr- "..then I saw it was Solid and I was like "Ah ok" because we all know he's not the most complete box of crayons.." UOForums Need Your Donations- Click Here

6th January 2008, 03:00 PM	#4
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7th January 2008, 06:31 AM	#6
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