Slap Your Co-Worker Day

Thradia · 11th October 2005, 01:18 PM

Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday : Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

These are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"

* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!

**Adri** · 11th October 2005, 02:02 PM

WHoops. I thought this was LAST week! :embarasse
Oh well, more slappin' to be had! Muahahah! :grin:

Anne Nomilly · 11th October 2005, 07:19 PM

WOOT!!! I am SOOOOOOO there!

*Pulls out paper and pen and writes two names over and over*

Let's see, once an hour times 9.5 hours............yup, that should work out nicely. :toothy4:

Epona · 11th October 2005, 07:29 PM

I Got One Name! And One Name Only! I Call Her Princess Here At Ford! Wait Her Dad Too! They Both Gonna Get Good !!!!! Slaps! Woot!

Vampire · 11th October 2005, 07:33 PM

Give them a good word for me too

**Ally** · 11th October 2005, 07:33 PM

Are you sure it's just tomorrow? Can't we do this everyday?

Vampire · 11th October 2005, 07:39 PM

*ponders on that thought* I agree. *writes down the names of all my co-workers*

t.guilliams · 12th October 2005, 03:56 PM

I almost got in trouble at school for this! Thanks!!!

11th October 2005, 01:18 PM	#1
Thradia licks Join Date: Apr 2004 Shard: Napa Valley Posts: 1,352 Gold: 590 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Slap Your Co-Worker Day Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!! Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday : Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! These are the rules you must follow: * You can only slap one person per hour - no more. * You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day. * You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take turns slapping the irritant. * No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher. * CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!" * If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!

11th October 2005, 02:02 PM	#2
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,851 Gold: 920 My Mood: Thanks: 210 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day WHoops. I thought this was LAST week! :embarasse Oh well, more slappin' to be had! Muahahah! :grin: We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

11th October 2005, 07:19 PM	#3
Anne Nomilly Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 186 Gold: 1,028 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day WOOT!!! I am SOOOOOOO there! Pulls out paper and pen and writes two names over and over Let's see, once an hour times 9.5 hours............yup, that should work out nicely. :toothy4:

11th October 2005, 07:29 PM	#4
Epona You Have Been Epownt! Join Date: Sep 2004 Shard: Catskills Posts: 687 Gold: 1,152 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day I Got One Name! And One Name Only! I Call Her Princess Here At Ford! Wait Her Dad Too! They Both Gonna Get Good !!!!! Slaps! Woot!

11th October 2005, 07:33 PM	#5
Vampire Epona's Pet Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 55 Gold: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day Give them a good word for me too

11th October 2005, 07:33 PM	#6
Ally The Couch Hottie Join Date: Aug 2004 Shard: Lake Austin, Atlantic Posts: 4,493 Gold: 13,671 My Mood: Thanks: 49 Thanked 20 Times in 17 Posts	Re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day Are you sure it's just tomorrow? Can't we do this everyday?

11th October 2005, 07:39 PM	#7
Vampire Epona's Pet Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 55 Gold: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day ponders on that thought I agree. writes down the names of all my co-workers

12th October 2005, 03:56 PM	#8
t.guilliams I'm in your X, Y-ING your Z. Join Date: Jul 2005 Shard: Great Lakes Posts: 232 Gold: 4 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day I almost got in trouble at school for this! Thanks!!!

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