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Old 28th February 2008, 03:50 AM   #1
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Fishing.. WTF?!

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Old 28th February 2008, 10:40 AM   #2
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Re: Sign on a japaneese train

It's an Army thing.

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Old 28th February 2008, 11:52 AM   #3
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Re: Sign on a japaneese train

they love there fish..i wonder whatthe legal limit of corn and nut fish are

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Old 28th February 2008, 12:08 PM   #4
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Re: Sign on a japaneese train

Gees I hope people hadn't tried some of those positions for going potty. I hate to be the one who cleans up after some of those pics

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Old 28th February 2008, 02:17 PM   #5
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Re: Sign on a japaneese train

So you're not allowed to be sick in the toilet. Presumably you're supposed to be sick out of the window then.

And people say Japan is culturally advanced.
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So you're not allowed to be sick in the toilet. Presumably you're supposed to be sick out of the window then.

And people say Japan is culturally advanced.
No, I think he's praying.

You know.

Like, saying grace, before eating your dinner.

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Old 28th February 2008, 05:21 PM   #7
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Re: Sign on a japaneese train

WTH is that last pic?

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Old 28th February 2008, 07:28 PM   #8
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Re: Sign on a japaneese train

kung fu potty?

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Re: Sign on a japaneese train

I think it's solo kama sutra.

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No, I think he's praying.

You know.

Like, saying grace, before eating your dinner.
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