Show your patriotism!

**Silverfoot** · 24th April 2007, 08:22 PM

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern time all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is
recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's
okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for
all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your
side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America.

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on :grin:

**Vepl** · 24th April 2007, 08:36 PM

Silverfoot are you trying to get 70% of the male population killed all in one day :shocked:

Vepl

Ralcor · 24th April 2007, 10:21 PM

And here Bo an' I sit in a pro-muslim country.... GAH no fair!

Lord of Shadows · 25th April 2007, 05:25 AM

I will support this effort to the best of my ability.

**Adri** · 25th April 2007, 09:19 AM

lol

And let me guess....
A week or so later a 'doctor' will show up at my house offering free 'breast exams'?

Lord of Shadows · 25th April 2007, 09:21 AM

Dr. LoS at your service!

**kingtony** · 25th April 2007, 09:38 AM

seems like even the younger male community is also awaiting this event

Lord of Shadows · 25th April 2007, 09:39 AM

LOL @ Kingtony

Mercedes · 25th April 2007, 09:40 AM

cute joke and I agree with Adri.......I can almost hear the knock at our doors lol

**DiP** · 26th April 2007, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adri

lol

And let me guess....
A week or so later a 'doctor' will show up at my house offering free 'breast exams'?

I won't claim to be a doctor, but I'll give exams door to door for free :grin:

24th April 2007, 08:22 PM	#1
Silverfoot Mith'quessir Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake Posts: 2,281 Gold: 10,756 My Mood: Blog Entries: 7 Thanks: 167 Thanked 136 Times in 79 Posts	Show your patriotism! MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America. It is your patriotic duty to pass this on :grin: "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want"

24th April 2007, 08:36 PM	#2
Vepl Forum Legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 3,641 Gold: 570 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Show your patriotism! Silverfoot are you trying to get 70% of the male population killed all in one day :shocked: Vepl Another Quality Job by Atlas607 Member of K*S

24th April 2007, 10:21 PM	#3
Ralcor Ya Rly! Join Date: Jan 2003 Shard: Baja Posts: 106 Gold: 52 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Show your patriotism! And here Bo an' I sit in a pro-muslim country.... GAH no fair! Deployed to the Middle East Shrea Dragonbayte, Necromancer of Bertoxx

25th April 2007, 05:25 AM	#4
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 633 Gold: 1,002 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Show your patriotism! I will support this effort to the best of my ability. Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

25th April 2007, 09:19 AM	#5
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,756 Gold: 5,601 My Mood: Thanks: 175 Thanked 93 Times in 65 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Show your patriotism! lol And let me guess.... A week or so later a 'doctor' will show up at my house offering free 'breast exams'? We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

25th April 2007, 09:21 AM	#6
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 633 Gold: 1,002 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Show your patriotism! Dr. LoS at your service! Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

25th April 2007, 09:38 AM	#7
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,662 Gold: 143 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Show your patriotism! seems like even the younger male community is also awaiting this event Attached Thumbnails

25th April 2007, 09:39 AM	#8
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 633 Gold: 1,002 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Show your patriotism! LOL @ Kingtony Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

25th April 2007, 09:40 AM	#9
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 774 Gold: 97 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Show your patriotism! cute joke and I agree with Adri.......I can almost hear the knock at our doors lol

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