27th March 2007, 08:52 AM
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  | Sex in the Dark Sex in the Dark There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. Shefigured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device ... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent !!!!!!!," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids." |
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27th March 2007, 09:45 AM
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| Guildmaster of ATD, Defender of Paxlair!  Join Date: Nov 2006 Shard: Sonoma, Chesapeake
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| Re: Sex in the Dark ROFL!!! HAHA! Thats great   |
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27th March 2007, 09:49 AM
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| Re: Sex in the Dark I thought so I wasn't expecting that as a result  |
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27th March 2007, 10:49 AM
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| Re: Sex in the Dark *giggles* Sandra Lee Mists of Avalon |
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27th March 2007, 12:36 PM
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| Re: Sex in the Dark maybe the kids are battery-operated too...  |
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27th March 2007, 05:53 PM
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| Re: Sex in the Dark LOL hahahahahahaha  |
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27th March 2007, 09:22 PM
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| Re: Sex in the Dark Quote:
You figure she would hear the vibrator noise though... don't they make a humming sound? Lol I don't know maybe not... never been around them... just seen Bachelor Party the movie... -RMS Carpathia-  -Back to the Future 2- Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car. Doctor Emmett L. Brown: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil. -RMS Carpathia- | |
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27th March 2007, 09:27 PM
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| Re: Sex in the Dark lol |
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28th March 2007, 01:01 AM
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28th March 2007, 01:07 AM
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| Re: Sex in the Dark PG-13 guys! Don't take this downhill! pretty good one   |
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