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Old 29th March 2007, 11:08 AM   #1
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Senior Sex

A Florida couple, Moe and Flo, both well into their
80's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks,
"What can I do for you?"



Moe says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed
that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual
advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the
doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with
the way you have intercourse."

He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck,
charges them $50 and says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks
the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is
a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes
an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays
the doctor, then leaves. Finally, after five or six
weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry,
but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find
out?"

Moe says, "We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married, and we can't go to her house. I'm
married, and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn
charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here
for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."

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Old 29th March 2007, 11:18 AM   #2
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High five, rofl
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Old 29th March 2007, 12:34 PM   #3
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Re: Senior Sex

*takes notes*

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Old 29th March 2007, 12:47 PM   #4
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haha!

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Re: Senior Sex

WOw that is BAD WOW nasty

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Old 29th March 2007, 12:53 PM   #6
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muahaha!

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*giggles*

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