This was my 2nd attempt at a UO parody, I think I'm really starting to get the hang of them lol. This one was a request of Darri Lien of Legends after I wrote my first one. She said I had a nack for it and told me I should do a Parody of "Big & Rich - Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" lol. So this one is dedicated to Darri Lien of Legends .

Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer
(Parody based on Big & Rich - Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy)

Dum-De-De-Dum, De-De-Dum-De-De-Dum,
De-Daa-Daaaaa
Dum-De-De-Dum, De-De-Dum-De-De-Dum,
De-Daa-Daa-Daa-Daa-Daaaaaa!

Well, I run the gauntlet of Doom
Passing out a hundred Dark Father kills.
The Blood spills and it thrills get'n arties up to my gills.
With my gold I baught a Town.
And everyone be get'n down.
And Luna ain't never gonna be the same.

Cause I jump up on my Nightmare
And I'm sit'n up proudly
I make a lot of Noise
Cause them Elves
They are so Pretty
Ride'n up an down Luna
She thinks I'm Hot, but who can blame her
And all the women say
Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer.
Everybody says,
Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer.

Well not to brag or nothing.
But ain't this Orny Bling-Blinging?
And My beetle also be taking
All the peerless down.
I wouldn't trade my Beetle
Or my Mare for your castle in Fel
Or your guild, that freak parade
I'm the only King of the Wild in this town.

Cause I jump up on my Nightmare
And I'm sit'n up proudly
I make a lot of Noise
Cause them Elves
They are so Pretty
Ride'n up an down Luna
She thinks I'm Hot, but who can blame her
And all the women say
Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer.
Everybody says,
Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer.

{Spoken}:
I'm a Super Slayer
Is what she said
Doesn't mater, Daemon, Reptile, or Undead.
Look'n for a challenge finding only duds.
She's by my side in Wrong dungeon
We're looting on the fly
Casting, Killing, having our selves a grand ol time.
And I was going just about as deep as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation
of my Tamer Reputation
Had me begging for Salvation
All night long
So I took her out Spawn at bog
Went back and showed her my Cu Sidhe Dog
Took her to every hunt'n spot I could think of

We did all of the above
Cause I jump up on my Nightmare
And I'm sit'n up proudly
I make a lot of Noise
Cause them Elves
They are so Pretty
Ride'n up an down Luna
She thinks I'm Hot, but who can blame her
And all the women say
Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer.
Everybody says,
Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer.

What? What?
Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer.
Everybody says,
Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer

Copyright - Poetic Harelyquinn Productions.

I love Big & Rich- Save a horse ride a cowboy! Awesome parody!!

lol! That was awesome! good job!

That Is Great!!!

thats funny, you are pretty good at writing them

Yeah I figure I've wrote 4 of them so far, if I can come up with 10 more I can make a CD