Santa's Peeves

lklovelykiki24 · 11th December 2007, 07:54 AM

Department Store Santa Peeves

1. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and not gin.

2. When the last guy to use the beard leaves bits of his lunch in it.

3. Even with the costume, people recognizing you from "Crime Watch"

4. Parents who get all uptight when you offer their kids a swig from your hip flask

5. Enduring the taunts of your old buddies from Drama School

6. Those dorks in the Power Rangers costumes get all the babes

7. Kids who don't understand that Santa's been a little jittery since he got back from 'Nam

8. Two words: Lap Rash

buddy lee · 11th December 2007, 02:45 PM

i like #3 the best

KMITA · 11th December 2007, 06:50 PM

#2 is GROSS!

lklovelykiki24 · 18th December 2007, 07:03 AM

We actually had a Santa one year at the Mall who was so obviously intoxicated that when he went on his break he feel of his sleigh. I mean where are they getting there Santa's from the local bars?

11th December 2007, 07:54 AM	#1
lklovelykiki24 Werecat Princess =(^.^)= Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 686 Thanks: 11 Thanked 7 Times in 4 Posts	Santa's Peeves Department Store Santa Peeves 1. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and not gin. 2. When the last guy to use the beard leaves bits of his lunch in it. 3. Even with the costume, people recognizing you from "Crime Watch" 4. Parents who get all uptight when you offer their kids a swig from your hip flask 5. Enduring the taunts of your old buddies from Drama School 6. Those dorks in the Power Rangers costumes get all the babes 7. Kids who don't understand that Santa's been a little jittery since he got back from 'Nam 8. Two words: Lap Rash __________________

18th December 2007, 07:03 AM	#4
lklovelykiki24 Werecat Princess =(^.^)= Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 686 Thanks: 11 Thanked 7 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Santa's Peeves We actually had a Santa one year at the Mall who was so obviously intoxicated that when he went on his break he feel of his sleigh. I mean where are they getting there Santa's from the local bars? __________________

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