5th March 2008, 09:55 AM
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  | Redneck pickup lines 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can’t hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I’d like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away. 8) Man - “Fat Penguin!” Woman - “WHAT?” Man - “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice .” 9) I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.    |
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5th March 2008, 11:35 AM
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| Re: Redneck pickup lines im wiling to bet there single For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. Last edited by kingtony; 5th March 2008 at 11:58 AM.. |
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5th March 2008, 11:54 AM
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| Re: Redneck pickup lines Hey! This one isn't just for rednecks! 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.   Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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5th March 2008, 04:03 PM
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| Re: Redneck pickup lines If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole. I hope someday I can use this... We are Ultima Online |
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9th March 2008, 10:07 PM
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10th March 2008, 12:25 PM
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