A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very
small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;
it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what
the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
"They will in a minute."

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A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five
and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father
and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to
treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy:
(the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at
the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands
of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your
hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make
me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought
about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of
grandma's hairs are white?"

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up
and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher, she's dead."

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The
nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching"

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take
all you want. God is watching the apples.

lol those are good

hehehe

Vepl

how cute

*giggles*

:p

i am a sucker for cute jokes i loved them

This is a little embarrassing. But if it dosen't make you laugh, well...

My son, Ethan, was 3yrs when this occured. We were at Wal-Mart walking around with Mom. My wife said to me, "He needs some underwear." Ok. So we're off to get underwear for the boy. We locate the correct aisle. He runs to the underwear... He of course starts yelling with excitement at the Superman, Hulk and other underoos. I guess I expected him to peruse the different styles available or something. I asked him to please make his pick. Then a couple with 3 children in tow came down the same aisle. He nods in recognition of my impatience, and as if on queue, he pauses, looks at me inquisitively, and speaks... "Daddy, do you have a little wee wee like me?"
I was at a loss for words. lol

And the only thing that made it embarrassing is you had to answer yes? j/k j/k

Cute jokes

hee hee sok i knew i'd take a hit from someone ~