You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -- Erica Jong


I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -- Dolly Parton


I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. -- Wendy Liebman


Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth to. -- Erma Bombeck


If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. -- Sue Grafton


I would love to speak a foreign language, but I can't. So I grew
hair under my arms instead. -- Sue Kolinsky


I think -- therefore I'm single. -- Lizz Winstead


"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men
invade another country." -- Elayne Boosler


"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." -- Gilda Radner


"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." -- Maryon Pearson


"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed
as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as
quickly promoted as a male schlemiel." --- Bella Abzug


"In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man; If you want
anything done, ask a woman." -- Margaret Thatcher


"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine
marriage and a career." -- Gloria Steinem


"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." -- Baroness Edith Summerskill


"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around
your neck?" -- Linda Ellerbee


"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." -- Gloria Steinem


Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then." -- Katharine Hepburn

Beautiful... *gets teary-eyed*

*agrees with Dip*
lol

I agree with Katharine Hepburn!!