Purina Diet Tips

Flames · 30th January 2007, 08:44 PM

I used to have a Labrador Retriever and I was buying a large bag of
Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog(?). . . (here's your sign). . .
On impulse I told her that no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 lbs. before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I had been poisoned by the food and that is why I ended up in the hospital.
I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.
I thought the checkout guy was going to die on the spot.

**Ezekiel** · 30th January 2007, 09:33 PM

Lmao!!!

**Ally** · 30th January 2007, 09:35 PM

lol! good one Flames.

Im Free · 30th January 2007, 10:17 PM

Yuallica · 31st January 2007, 05:02 AM

lklovelykiki24 · 2nd February 2007, 08:21 AM

30th January 2007, 08:44 PM	#1
Flames Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Napa Posts: 158 Gold: 58 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 1 Post	Purina Diet Tips I used to have a Labrador Retriever and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog(?). . . (here's your sign). . . On impulse I told her that no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 lbs. before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I had been poisoned by the food and that is why I ended up in the hospital. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me. I thought the checkout guy was going to die on the spot.

30th January 2007, 09:33 PM	#2
Ezekiel Wycorp--Dwarf Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Shard: Area 52 Posts: 2,504 Gold: 82 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Purina Diet Tips Lmao!!!

30th January 2007, 09:35 PM	#3
Ally The Couch Hottie Join Date: Aug 2004 Shard: Lake Austin, Atlantic Posts: 4,399 Gold: 1,491 My Mood: Thanks: 19 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Purina Diet Tips lol! good one Flames.

30th January 2007, 10:17 PM	#4
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