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1st November 2007, 08:23 AM
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| Mith'quessir    Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake
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  | Proud to be an American A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles per year. Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be American.   "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want" |
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1st November 2007, 08:26 AM
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| Re: Proud to be an American Quote:
lol thats hysterical but i do beleive i get almost 80 miles to a gallon For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. | |
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1st November 2007, 08:40 AM
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3rd November 2007, 07:35 PM
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3rd November 2007, 07:36 PM
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| Re: Proud to be an American I think my bf gets about 20 miles to the gallon.  We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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4th November 2007, 07:22 AM
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If he's smart enough, he'll grab 2 beers in 1 trip, odds are since he's a man, he won't.  Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* Last edited by DiP; 4th November 2007 at 07:22 AM.. | |
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6th November 2007, 05:54 PM
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7th November 2007, 04:44 AM
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