Proud to be an American

**Silverfoot** · 1st November 2007, 07:23 AM

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles per year.
Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be American.

**kingtony** · 1st November 2007, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverfoot

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles per year.
Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be American.

lol thats hysterical but i do beleive i get almost 80 miles to a gallon

buddy lee · 1st November 2007, 07:40 AM

hahaha

lklovelykiki24 · 3rd November 2007, 06:35 PM

**Adri** · 3rd November 2007, 06:36 PM

I think my bf gets about 20 miles to the gallon.

**DiP** · 4th November 2007, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adri

I think my bf gets about 20 miles to the gallon.

Place the couch as far as possible from the fridge.

If he's smart enough, he'll grab 2 beers in 1 trip, odds are since he's a man, he won't.

DarksieD · 6th November 2007, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverfoot

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles per year.
Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be American.

That's great Silverfoot...hehe...way to put a positive spin on it

**Gnomy** · 7th November 2007, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DiP

Place the couch as far as possible from the fridge.

If he's smart enough, he'll grab 2 beers in 1 trip, odds are since he's a man, he won't.

LOL

1st November 2007, 07:23 AM	#1
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