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Old 21st February 2008, 10:51 AM   #11
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i always pictured dog food to taste nasty isn't that why dogs lick there own ballz to take away the dog food taste
How do you know they taste bad?? They could be like filet mignot for all you know.... unless you tried.

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Old 21st February 2008, 10:54 AM   #12
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How do you know they taste bad??

Agree! How...?

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Old 21st February 2008, 11:12 AM   #13
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How do you know they taste bad?? They could be like filet mignot for all you know.... unless you tried.
thats why i wrote i pictured it it taste bad never said i definitly did or didn't ...but im willing to bet it dosent taste like filet mignot .your more then welcome to prove me wrong

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Old 21st February 2008, 11:14 AM   #14
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Re: Proof

Sorry, got no dogs here.

And no, not checking on myself either. I'm not flexible enough, no matter how hard I try. I'm not slipping another disc.

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the things that went into dog food were better for you than the things that go in to human food.
umm ew and no. Dog food isn't even very good for dogs let alone humans lol. Well I guess it might be better than the stuff that goes into fast food.

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Old 22nd February 2008, 06:19 AM   #16
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*Shudders suddenly*

Atleast she didnt ask for tampoons.....

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Old 22nd February 2008, 06:37 AM   #17
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Atleast she didnt ask for tampoons.....
See? I KNEW someone would go there. It was just a matter of time. At least my conscience is clear (for once).

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Old 22nd February 2008, 07:00 AM   #19
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Conscience clear, but what about your mind?

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