Ok this first one was the very first parady I had ever wrote. Now I've only been in UO for about 9-10 months, my GF pulled me over to the game shortly after we got together....yes....that's write, I was an EQer b4 her lol. But anyway she was telling me about how there use to be house looters and such so this one is kind of a dedication to them .

I Want to Be Un-Ban
(Parody based on Beatles - I want to hold your hand)

Oh Yeah, I’ll tell you something.
I hope you’ll understand.
When I say this something…
I wanna be un-ban
I wanna be un-ban
I wanna be un-ban

Oh please, Won’t you be?
Little more of a man.
And please, say to me.
You’re going to un-ban
Will you please un-ban
I wanna be un-ban.

I am so sorry, I took your rarest arty
Inside
And when I saw you walk in I failed
My hide
Oh my hide
Oh my hide

Yeah, you've got that something.
And you don't understand.
I still need to get something
So I wanna be Un-ban
I wanna be Un-ban
I wanna be Un-ban

I am so sorry, I took your rarest arty
Inside
And when I saw you walk in I failed
My Hide
Oh my hide
Oh my hide

Yeah, You've got that something.
And you don't understand.
I still need to get something.
So I wanna be Un-ban
I wanna be Un-ban
I wanna be Un-ban
So will you please Un-ban?


Hope you enjoyed it . More to come soon.

Ok this next one was only my 2nd attempt at Paradies. After my first one, my GF was like....OMG you so have to do one on this song. So well took me about an hour to write it so here it is....this one is for you Darri Lien

Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer
(Parody based on Big & Rich - Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy)

Dum-De-De-Dum, De-De-Dum-De-De-Dum,
De-Daa-Daaaaa
Dum-De-De-Dum, De-De-Dum-De-De-Dum,
De-Daa-Daa-Daa-Daa-Daaaaaa!

Well, I run the gauntlet of Doom
Passing out a hundred Dark Father kills.
The Blood spills and it thrills get'n arties up to my gills.
With my gold I baught a Town.
And everyone be get'n down.
And Luna ain't never gonna be the same.

Cause I jump up on my Nightmare
And I'm sit'n up proudly
I make a lot of Noise
Cause them Elves
They are so Pretty
Ride'n up an down Luna
She thinks I'm Hot, but who can blame her
And all the women say
Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer.
Everybody says,
Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer.

Well not to brag or nothing.
But ain't this Orny Bling-Blinging?
And My beetle also be taking
All the peerless down.
I wouldn't trade my Beetle
Or my Mare for your castle in Fel
Or your guild, that freak parade
I'm the only King of the Wild in this town.

Cause I jump up on my Nightmare
And I'm sit'n up proudly
I make a lot of Noise
Cause them Elves
They are so Pretty
Ride'n up an down Luna
She thinks I'm Hot, but who can blame her
And all the women say
Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer.
Everybody says,
Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer.

{Spoken}:
I'm a Super Slayer
Is what she said
Doesn't mater, Daemon, Reptile, or Undead.
Look'n for a challenge finding only duds.
She's by my side in Wrong dungeon
We're looting on the fly
Casting, Killing, having our selves a grand ol time.
And I was going just about as deep as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation
of my Tamer Reputation
Had me begging for Salvation
All night long
So I took her out Spawn at bog
Went back and showed her my Cu Sidhe Dog
Took her to every hunt'n spot I could think of

We did all of the above
Cause I jump up on my Nightmare
And I'm sit'n up proudly
I make a lot of Noise
Cause them Elves
They are so Pretty
Ride'n up an down Luna
She thinks I'm Hot, but who can blame her
And all the women say
Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer.
Everybody says,
Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer.

What? What?
Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer.
Everybody says,
Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer.

Ok this one is for the PVP crowd...had a buddy that was getting fed up with archers and new I did paradies from the last to that you see posted, so he said he wanted me to make a parady poking fun at the "Gimps" as he calls them. Without further delay, the next parady:

Enemies Armor is Nothing (I Want My P.V.P)
(Parody based on Dire Straits - Money For nothing {I want my MTV})

{whispers} I Want my P...V....P.....

Look at them Archer's, that's the way you do it.
You play that 1 stringer for your PVP
That ain't fight'n that's the way you do it.
Enemies Armor is nothing and your kills for free.
Now that ain't fight'n that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them bushidos ain't dumb.
With assist keep'n blisters on your finger.
Maybe even a blister on your thumb.

Chugging pots like cookies from the oven.
Lightning Strike deliveries.
We gotta Parry these arrow aviators.
We gotta throw down some more EV's

See the little Trammy wannabe that's so stuck up.
Yeah buddy that's Lady Mel Dye in his hair.
That little Trammy got his own Leggings of Bane.
That little Trammy he's a millionaire.

Chugging pots like cookies from the oven.
Lightning Strike deliveries.
We gotta Parry these arrow aviators.
We gotta throw down some more EV's

I shoulda learned that gimp one stringer.
I shoulda learned the bushido bow strums.
Look at that gank'n, they got the game all figured out on the screen.
Man they took away all the games fun.
And he's up there, stringing his bow? with all his boys?
Playing the game as good as a trained chimpanzee.
That and fight'n that's the way you do it
Enemies armor means nothin' get your kills for free.

Chugging pots like cookies from the oven.
Lightning Strike deliveries.
We gotta Parry these arrow aviators.
We gotta throw down some more EV's

Now that ain't fight'n that's the way you do it
You play that 1 stringer for your PVP
That ain't fight'n that's the way you do it
Enemies armor means nothing and your kills for free
Enemies armor means nothing and kills for free

This is the last one for now, more to come as I get ideas for them.

Those are freakin great man! Keep em comin...

BTW, I saw your pics...you dont look old enough to even remember Dire Straits.

I'm 22 but my dad use to be a DJ so music is in my blood, I listen to a bit of everything cept for country music. You'd be suprised the bands I know of, you wouldn't expect it lol. Lets just say I was born in the 80's but stuck in the 60's .