Poems

**Silverfoot** · 11th February 2008, 04:10 PM

A Woman's Love Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

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MAN'S LOVE POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a !!!!.

**Solidchrome** · 12th February 2008, 08:03 AM

hehe- nice one

**kingtony** · 12th February 2008, 08:13 AM

Very Nice

Calell · 18th February 2008, 06:31 PM

Can I sign up for the man's poem version of a guy? o.0

11th February 2008, 04:10 PM	#1
Silverfoot Mith'quessir Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake Posts: 2,228 Gold: 16,815 My Mood: Blog Entries: 4 Thanks: 133 Thanked 112 Times in 64 Posts	Poems A Woman's Love Poem Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind? I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. . . . . MAN'S LOVE POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a !!!!. "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want"

12th February 2008, 08:03 AM	#2
Solidchrome † Virtual hero- real life geek † Join Date: Jul 2007 Shard: europa Posts: 993 Gold: 122 My Mood: Thanks: 48 Thanked 63 Times in 30 Posts	Re: Poems hehe- nice one [UO Tech Forum] UOForums Need Your Donations- Click Here

12th February 2008, 08:13 AM	#3
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,663 Gold: 95 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Poems Very Nice For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.

18th February 2008, 06:31 PM	#4
Calell Red-Headed Stepchild Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 1,034 Gold: 1,671 My Mood: Thanks: 75 Thanked 70 Times in 57 Posts	Re: Poems Can I sign up for the man's poem version of a guy? o.0 "When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they went skipping about and that was the beginning of faeries." ~Sir J.M. Barrie "Miss Brant, that's NOT the position I hired you for."

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