A Plan gone wrong

Mercedes · 24th May 2007, 07:33 AM

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick, so she
proceeded to find herself a rich 75-year-old man, planning to
screw him to death on their wedding night.

The courtship and wedding went off without any
problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. The first night of her
honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the
bathroom to come to bed.

When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a
condom to cover a twelve-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of
earplugs and a pair of nose plugs.

Fearing her plan had gone desperately amiss, she
asked, "What are those for?"

The elderly groom replied, "There are two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber."

**kingtony** · 24th May 2007, 07:34 AM

lol definitly not what i expected a old geiser to say

**DiP** · 25th May 2007, 06:00 AM

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

En Route · 25th May 2007, 09:27 AM

ROFL thats horrible....yet friggin hillarious

**Adri** · 25th May 2007, 09:29 AM

toplessphoenix · 25th May 2007, 09:34 AM

haha karma

buddy lee · 25th May 2007, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DiP

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

hehe

**Snugglebunny** · 25th May 2007, 09:37 PM

Ojmy!

24th May 2007, 07:33 AM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 777 Gold: 79 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	A Plan gone wrong A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick, so she proceeded to find herself a rich 75-year-old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. The first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a condom to cover a twelve-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose plugs. Fearing her plan had gone desperately amiss, she asked, "What are those for?" The elderly groom replied, "There are two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber."

24th May 2007, 07:34 AM	#2
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,663 Gold: 93 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: A Plan gone wrong lol definitly not what i expected a old geiser to say

25th May 2007, 06:00 AM	#3
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,277 Gold: 30,820 My Mood: Thanks: 121 Thanked 86 Times in 70 Posts	Re: A Plan gone wrong Hahahahahahahaha!!! Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

25th May 2007, 09:27 AM	#4
En Route Join Date: Apr 2007 Shard: Chessy Posts: 20 Gold: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: A Plan gone wrong ROFL thats horrible....yet friggin hillarious

25th May 2007, 09:29 AM	#5
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,748 Gold: 633 My Mood: Thanks: 139 Thanked 71 Times in 49 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: A Plan gone wrong rofl We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

25th May 2007, 09:34 AM	#6
toplessphoenix Holding on to My Soul Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 519 Gold: 3 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: A Plan gone wrong haha karma I don't have issues......I have volumes!!

25th May 2007, 09:37 PM	#8
Snugglebunny ♥Yr Mangled Heart♥ Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders Posts: 8,675 Gold: 1,616 My Mood: Thanks: 167 Thanked 44 Times in 31 Posts	Re: A Plan gone wrong Ojmy! Sig courtsey of Nevaeh. He rawwwwks! AdamD: You made me cry tears of pink sadness and despair! "Two Minutes in Heaven is Better then One Minute in Heaven." I'm not wearing my business socks for nothing

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