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2nd May 2007, 07:05 AM
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| Banned  Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy
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  | The Pastor's Donkey The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races. The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, Posted the following headline: NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. Alas ... The Bishop was buried the next day. MORAL OF THE STORY??? Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer. (*NOTE: MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY!!! lol) |
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2nd May 2007, 07:22 AM
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| No Rest for the Wicked  Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin
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| Re: The Pastor's Donkey LOL Moral of the story is a good one to live by.   Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto |
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2nd May 2007, 09:20 AM
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| Re: The Pastor's Donkey lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig! |
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2nd May 2007, 05:19 PM
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| Re: The Pastor's Donkey Kellen's always trying to tell me that   |
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