Pastor's Business Card

Mercedes · 19th April 2007, 08:27 AM

Pastor's Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one
house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to
his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card
and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his
card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis
3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in
gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door
and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I
was afraid for I was naked."

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!

"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22) Now, pass it on.

Blessed are those who trust in the Lord, whose trust is the Lord.

toplessphoenix · 19th April 2007, 01:08 PM

LOL I love that!!

Lord of Shadows · 19th April 2007, 01:22 PM

Too Funny

19th April 2007, 08:27 AM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 768 Gold: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Pastor's Business Card Pastor's Business Card A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked." Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are! "A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22) Now, pass it on. Blessed are those who trust in the Lord, whose trust is the Lord.

19th April 2007, 01:08 PM	#2
toplessphoenix Holding on to My Soul Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 520 Gold: 12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Pastor's Business Card LOL I love that!!

19th April 2007, 01:22 PM	#3
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 626 Gold: 1,003 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Pastor's Business Card Too Funny Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

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