Upon reaching 65, old Tom decided to retire.

After having around the house for a few months, his wife
became very agitated with him.

She suggested he go and do something to occupy his time,
like join a club or get a hobby

Old Tom obliged and went out for a couple of hours.

When he got home his wife asked about his day and he replied,
"Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys.

And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club."

"What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to
start jumping out of airplanes?"

"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."

"Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in a
Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

"Oh, great!, now what am I going to do?, I signed up for 5 jumps a week!"

snickers

Lol:grin:

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